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The presence of a dining establishment on the wheel in no way constitutes an endorsement of said
establishment. This is particularly true of Der Weinerschinitzel. Spinning the wheel quickly may induce
seizures or flashbacks. Ignore the advice of the wheel at your own peril.
Avoid making sudden eye contact with the wheel. Do not taunt the wheel.
The wheel knows where you live.